TYPES OF SLAP
- Jul 11, 2019 at 5:36 pm #34830
1) TAKE AWAY SLAP: This is a situation where someone gives you a dirty slap and all you do is hold your face and walk away, this kind is normally received by newly born again Christians.
2) RESOUNDING SLAP: This is when after you’re hit, you keep hearing some funny sound in your brain like ‘wiiiiiiiiiii’ and voices in your head singing skelewu.
3) FORMATTING SLAP: This is the type that makes someone forget instantly what he or she was doing, you find yourself asking questions like “What did I do?” “Who slapped me?” This type is very common. It is a slap from guys who are stronger than you.
4) EXPLANATION SLAP: When someone gives you this slap, you find yourself explaining the situation to the nearest person out of your own accord. E.g., “Bros, sheebi you were watching? I no do anything o! I just dey pass o!” This is a slap from soldiers that have missed promotion for a long time.
5) FIXED DEPOSIT SLAP: When you receive this slap, all you do is stand right where you are and watch the person walk away. This is slap from elder brothers.
6) RHETORICAL SLAP: The moment you download this slap, you start asking questions that don’t need reply, such as “Tony, you slap me???”00
- Jul 12, 2019 at 2:55 am #34875
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